Snakes & Ladders

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Snakes and Ladders must have been invented by a philosopher
It truly is the best metaphor for life there is...

Sick Leave

Person A: When is a good time to write to the boss and tell him i'm sick?
Moi: Never and always!
Person A: Huh? How so?
Moi: Never for the boss, always for you!