Friend 1: I have not seen Bandra Boy [BB] online or connected with him since the day he was to leave for Canada.
Friend 2: I have not seen BB either. He seems to be incommunicado. Wonder whether he's hooked up with some chick out there.
~Both ponder for a while to realize the incredulous thought they just had. They decide to ignore the thought and act as if it never happened. Friend 1, the worldly one, offers a possible solution.~
Friend 1: Do you think that it is possible that some dudes beat him up out there?
Friend 2: Why would anyone want to hit BB?
~Sounding all smart, Friend 1 replies~
Friend 1: Maybe some Indian dudes thought he was Canadian and beat him up for the racial abuse in Australia?
~Friend 2 now excited by the plot~
Friend 2: Yea, he probably kept pleading that he was Indian. But, when they asked him to speak in Hindi, all he could muster was namaste!
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