The spam mail

I get a lot of spam... And most of it is caught by the nifty Gmail filter... But, the guys at Google do have a sense of humor and they let the funny ones slip in so that we can all look at them and have a good laugh!
This has got to be the funniest spam ever... The things that people do...

-Max


Dear Friend

How are you, hope you are well and your family too?
Do not worry about how I got your email address. I have your full details including your daily activities.
I have been paid to assassinate you and I do not intend to kill you because from my own private investigation about you which I always do before carrying out my mission I found out that you are a good person. So how do we do it now?

Don’t try to report to any body otherwise I will not hesitate to smack you down.

Get back to me immediately.

Urgent