Snakes & Ladders

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Snakes and Ladders must have been invented by a philosopher
It truly is the best metaphor for life there is...

Will

If you can't do the time,
don't commit the crime

If you will the end,
you should will the means

Sick Leave

Person A: When is a good time to write to the boss and tell him i'm sick?
Moi: Never and always!
Person A: Huh? How so?
Moi: Never for the boss, always for you!

Face your own wrath

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thy words so profound
thy words so deep
some maketh you smile
others see you weep

at the junction ye stand
unsure where to turn
take the road ye heart tells you
leaving else to burn

always been this far
yet never been closer
the right mind maketh the winner
all else sets you the loser

pick up the showel
choose the right path
and if ye so don't
face your own wrath

-max